Jat boys of Punjab

These boys are in a tuition class.Two of their companions have not
turned up due to one reason or the other.They are pursuing BA but are
really weak in English.Private tuitions are a fashion these days.These
boys love fun more than the studies.All of them love the game of
Kabbadi.They love going to gym for building their muscles.They learn
the central idea of an English poem with great great difficulty.

Dowry

In Punjab people do a plain talk.The girl side pose a simple question
like 'What is your demand?'It is a simple and straight forward
question.In Baniya families the boy's side plainly ask 'How much and
in what way are you planning to spend on your daughter's wedding?'.I
think if we can not eradicate dowry we must be straight forward and
honest in its transaction.Atleast there is truthfulness in that
marriage.Misunderstanding is also avoided.

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Veg Food(writes Ishkaran Singh from middle east)

I gotto tell u this humorous incident. .

As you must have guessed middle east is not the best place food Veg food. .

The other day we had gone to this place "Steak House" for dinner . . .(
Steak means Beef , the *goras *with whom I went for dinner are mad for Beef
)

Judging by the name of the restaurant ( & the strict veg fellow I am)
without seeing the Menu card i asked the waiter if they had any veg food ,
he replied negative, saying that they only had Salads for me ..

Later when I opened the Menu Card I saw an item that appeared vegetarian to
which the waiter replied " Sir this is not Vegetarian as it is having MILK "
I almost broke the chair laughing ! !

The whole world is a home

The whole world is your home if you have an internet enabled mobile
phone.Twitter is a site which is quite suitable for the working
people.Orkut charms the youth and the children who have ample free
time.I follow HT Sikhnet and a few more people on twitter.I do not
know how to use it fully but I know the following things about it-
1-You should enter a few words after you sign in. It is some thing
like what you are doing or post a link to any of your recent blog
enteries.Keep seeing the tweets till you reach your previous tweet.
2-You are close to the people whom you wish to be close to without
even causing any disturbance.
Best way to blog
At blogspot,we can start a blog.By going to the settings we can
get a secret email address.We can always punch a few lines based on
our feelings and post it to our blog site by sending an email to the
secret email address.The link of this post can be tweeted after that.
And all this from a mobile phone.

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Social Status

Social status of a person in Punjab has also become proportional to
the bands one gets in the IELTS examination. These bands are potent
enough to alter the marriage prospects of a person.A girl with more
bands may actually demand dowry from the boy or atleast ask the grooms
side to bear all the cost of marriage and also the cost of a foreign
ride which seems compulsory for every Punjabi for attaining
salvation.Flying Foreign may be hobby,fashion or need.But a person who
has no plans of flying foreign may not be able to find a partner for
marriage.Ha ha !WJKKWJKF

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Health not in safe hands

Health in Punjab is at risk as PPSC commisson appoints the doctors
after taking bribes.Government has set up an inquiry as usual only to
bury the matter.The government is very cunning as it reserves 50%
marks for interviews.In this way there is a lot of scope for bribery.
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2010/20100309/main7.htm
News of this type does not cause a ripple as the public has gotten
used to such a news.

Internet is becoming popular in Jagraon

The favourite site of the young people of Jagraon is orkut.com
Some boys visit sites that provides Punjabi songs.I would recommend
the people of Jagraon to visit
http://www.sikhnet.com/discussion/search.php?search_id=newposts Most
of the boys of affluent families have assess to internet.Porn sites
are having a negative affect on the young minds.

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Guess any department more inefficient than the Passport office.

Terribly slow and thoroughly corrupt are the passport people.
1-Too much delay in receiving or sending documents in this age of
internet.Perhaps the guys over there are computer illiterates.
2-Status enquiry isn't updated on the web site regularly.Website is,
perhaps,only a showpiece.
3-The passport applications are received only upto 12 Noon.Why halfday
work and fullday salaries?
4-Bribe to the policeboys one must give.And we think only parasites
and Leeches suck blood.
5-It may take four months to get a passport issued.Look at the
efficiency when we have such fast means of communication.
Why not the old boys out there learn computers.

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